the wip hasn't killed me... yet.

The novel isn't going to write itself. I should know; I tried to get it to.

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50 Shades Darker recap Chapter 22, or, "Every episode of Dynasty, ever."

mosellegreen:

I’ve been reading the above 50 Shades snarkage and just came to this:

All the color drains from my face as my blood turns to ice and fear lances through my body. Instinctively I step between her and Christian.

All through the book, color has drained from Ana’s face, her blood has turned to ice, fear has lanced through her, but I think this is the first time we’ve seen it happen all at once.

Hey, we know what that means.

Ana’s a frost giant! That would make the book approximately 10000% more interesting.

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Wrath of Goddess (514 words) by MelissaTreglia [AO3]

mosellegreen:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 50 Shades of Grey - E. L. James, Egyptian Mythology
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Major Character Death
Characters: Anastasia Steele, Christian Grey, Hathor (Egyptian Mythology)
Additional Tags: Spitefic, Goddesses, Women Being Awesome, BAMF Women
Summary:

Inspired by Gehayi’s comment in her Fifty Shades of Grey sporking about how saying “holy cow” in the middle of the field they landed the glider in could invoke the goddess Hathor, who would not be amused. Written for the das_sporking and TwiSpiteFic communities on LJ.

"I, THE GREAT GODDESS HATHOR, AM MISTRESS OF THE BARREN, MIDWIFE TO ALL MOTHERS, AND AVENGER OF THOSE TORMENTED BY MEN." Do not invoke the wrath of a goddess by landing in her sacred field. Especially if your name is Christian Grey.

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veqasliqhts:

you look nice in a grave// a happy fluffy mix that descends into a dark path

1.- yellow light // of monsters and men 2.- some kind of monster// neon trees 3.- werewolf heart// krakow loves adana 4.- everyone but me // lykke li  5.- bloodstream//stateless6.- bad romance // 30 seconds to mars  7.- broken promise // placebo 8.- falling// the civil wars 9.- my secret friend // imax ft. imogen heap 10.- kill my boyfriend//  natalia kills 11.- many of horror // biffy clyro 12.- perfect stranger// marina and the diamonds

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veqasliqhts:

you look nice in a grave// a happy fluffy mix that descends into a dark path

1.- yellow light // of monsters and men 2.- some kind of monster// neon trees 3.- werewolf heart// krakow loves adana 4.- everyone but me // lykke li  5.- bloodstream//stateless6.- bad romance // 30 seconds to mars 7.- broken promise // placebo 8.- falling// the civil wars 9.- my secret friend // imax ft. imogen heap 10.- kill my boyfriend//  natalia kills 11.- many of horror // biffy clyro 12.- perfect stranger// marina and the diamonds

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idontfindyouthatinteresting:

Hannibal season 2 deleted scene - Hannibal and Will (I assume this was cut from the end of Takiawase)

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enigmaticagentalice:

Why Did You Capitalize The Word ‘Cabbage’ But Not The Word ‘France’ : an adventure in reading fanfiction

coming soon, the thrilling sequel: ‘You’ve Gone Through Three Different Tenses In The Space Of One Paragraph And I Think You Just Invented A Whole New One All Of Your Own’

and the long anticipated conclusion to the trilogy: ‘I Have No Idea Who Is Supposed To Be Speaking Right Now’

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tiny-hannibal:

Will: mmm, coffee.

Hannibal: *sniffs. Mmm, Will.*

Will: did you just smell me?

Hannibal: no! Of course not. I… *spots coffee* was admiring your coffee.

Will: oh. There’s more, if you want some.

Hannibal: great!

Hannibal: *not bad. Needs more people*

Filed under hannigram hannibal humor

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It’s not Adam and Steve, it’s Adam and STEPHEN. With a “P-H”.

It’s not Adam and Steve, it’s Adam and Kevin. Don’t get Adam started on Steve, he was the worst.

It’s not Adam and Steve, it’s Eve and Lilith.

It’s not Adam and Steve, it’s Adam and Carol and Ted and Alice.

It’s not Adam and Steve, I mean, it was at one point, but it’s Adam and Stephanie now. You didn’t hear?

It’s not Adam and Steve, it’s Eve. Just Eve. Happy by herself.

It’s not Adam and Steve, it’s eesh, look, I’ll date at some point but I’m just too busy right now. Give it time.

Mara Wilson  (via tockwhoticks)

(via lokiwithsass)

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